Scientist:

9 to 5 to 6 feet deep
I’m half-crazed and mostly asleep
Trying to make it through another day
But my life is getting in the way

It’s getting in the way

It doesn’t take a scientist
To know there’s more to life than this
You know it doesn’t take a scientist
To know there’s more to life than this

Pretty people walk around
They look good but they make no sound
Something happens when I see them pass
I want to grab a gun and shoot the glass

I want to shoot the glass

It doesn’t take a scientist
To know there’s more to life than this
You know it doesn’t take a scientist
To know there’s more to life than this

AHH…

Drowned to death in a wishing well
Leaned over so far I guess I fell
In hell they roast you like the Friar’s Club
Next time I don’t think that I’ll wish for love

I will not wish for love

It doesn’t take a scientist
To know there’s more to life than this
You know it doesn’t take a scientist
To know there’s more to life than this